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Ivy League rebel, Bohemian artist, overeducated Minx. Irreverent, intellectual, insanely ripped Natural Goddess.

Channeler of the divine feminine...

Do you dare to eat a peach...

 

Hello old friend, I'm Lara- an astute, educated, spirited, young woman of unusual proclivities and unconventional mystique...

I've been called a creative polymath who made spectacles drop at MIT. An overeducated misfit nymph with a bohemian soul. 

From the halls of the White House to the streets of the Favelas, I channel the divine feminine with an ease that belies the effort.


I did my time in the ivory tower... but my lust for life found me climbing out the window after bedtime looking for something more. So here I am again after some time looking for a kindred pioneer to explore new frontiers of sensuality- maybe it's you...


 Perhaps we have already brushed shoulders at Equinox, browsed the aisles of B&H, admired art at MoMA, or strolled the pathways of Central Park beside each other...


You may have noticed me—a cascade of curly auburn hair, a face that evokes the timeless beauty of a movie star, and the ultra-lean, insanely fit physique of a nationally ranked athlete (with 11% bf and strength enough to embarras most guys in the gym) a foxy powerful femme seductress.

 

Everywhere I go in this magical city, I leave a trail of panting dogs in my wake...

 

Though I enjoy a fulfilling creative career, brimming with artistic and social engagement, I find myself drawn here in search of the pleasure, fun, and excitement unique to this particular dynamic. The anticipation of meeting you, indulging in your presence, and basking in the simple yet profound one sum game of passion is irresistible.

 

Our rendezvous is our own discreet, delightful secret—

The plebeians just don't understand...

 

Emerging from the sterile confines of my ivory tower upbringing, I longed for connection and found my way to this intriguing realm. Together, let us summon treasures from the divine, transcend the ordinary, and discover a fleeting nirvana.

 

My ideal companion? A gentleman of sophisticated intellect and delightfully irreverent humor. Extra points if you allow me to pick your brain—I hope to learn from you and to create memories that bring us closer to understanding ourselves.

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